Some Kool Facts abt my class..!!!

This is Mechanical 5th Sem
Come...Read...&...Conquer...!!!

Shooshhhh!!! What was that…???

Aaahhhhh….Nothing…..the chalk came cruise missing the head of ‘Chottu’, the most notorious boy of the class, and the person to do so was none other than our Maths teacher who go irritated when someone played pranks in the class. The ‘Bindaas’ boys of the class – Sumeet n Nishant is often called with different names (in oriya) by our Maths teacher, which half strength of the class cannot even try to understand and Nishant’s teeth is found out of his mouth always.

When the teacher is not in the class, the students raise their sound level to full volume, but when the teacher enters the class the perplexity between the brows thickens. A peagnant silence engulfs the class. Everyone tries to gauge the mood of the teacher and try to acclimatize one-self to the ensuing weather. But Vikas does not stop. He has an idea proof head. He continues to talk. He walks boldly where angels fear to tread.  As he sees the teacher he stops but he usually times it wrong. The two CR of our class-Arif and Sourav are often called by our newly joined and a very dynamic DEAN, but what happens next is the display of seven stages of fury enacted by the teacher. As always they both remain as cool as the nose of the little puppy, waiting for the tempest to pass.

Now its Maths period again. Its time for the genius and intellectuals of our class to get into action. Now the phrase ‘ Solve this problem and find the solution’ will ring into our ears frequently. Our Maths teacher gives us a problem and says ’Hey Swain(Prateek) find the answer’. Swain gives the answer with a devilish smile and looks around to see 73 other pairs of eyes looking enviously at him. Swain regains his composure and says ,”Yes Sir! The answer is ………..”  ”Good”, pat comes the reply from sir. This is enough to ignite the other intellectuals like Suraj, Sailesh, Shashi, Vibhor, Niraj, Vikey and others. They all too brave up and healthy competition starts among all. The answer flows one after another and now even the teacher feels obliged to restrict his “Goods” to Swain. But after all this there are people like Vaibhav, Himanshu, Praveen, Sudipta, Smeet and Prem who all are not moved at all. The still keep on admiring the wonderful nature by sitting always beside the window. We learn a lesson from about society. We don’t just live in society who says there is no partially. Justice is the prerogative of few favoured ones. But we always learn from the Japanese Proverb ---

“Blame yourself if you have no branches and no leaves,
Don’t blame the sun of Partiality.”

The hour glass has filled up and now its time for Maths teacher to leave.
The Little master of our branch ‘Kundan’ is none less than an enthusiastic boy. He keeps his body gyrating like the Newton of our class – Pranav. Kundan can rotate his body 180°. There is another guy existing in the branch , the Roll -1 of Mechanical 4^th Sem.  and he is none other than the 2^nd topper of 4^th Sem Exam-Abhijeet. He is the person who believes :-

“It takes both RAIN and SUNSHINE to make a RAINBOW”

Now its time to turn our eyes towards the other comrades of our branch where some of the intellects like Shrikant, Harsh, Ashish, Aakash, Ramesh, Aniket, Mayank, Ankit, Ezaz, Shushil and many more. But among all how can we forget the ‘Chuparustams ‘ of our class-Abhishek Jaiswal, Ravi, Kumar Ravi, Gaurav and Abhishek Purohit. They are no less than their forerunners. These bunch of people have their own ghetto where they have buildup igneous methods to ignore any intellectual inputs. The last heard was that they have quite succeeded in their mission. Keep Up Comrades!!!

Alas! In this ocean of intellects and geniuses, I forgot the ‘beauty with brains’ of our branch. I don’t remember many though. They in any class pay more attention in avoiding the attention of others on them. I better watch my mouth! They are though very few but they can give any pageant participant run for their money. But sorry I don’t wanna reveal their names

If you are looking for some most virtuous persons then your search would end on Mannu, Manoj, Trideep, Dharmendra, Rajat, Shuvam, Suvendra, Ashwini, Rohan, Avinash,  Shantanu, Ranjan , Shushant  and the very famous Vinay (so called ‘scientist’ of our class).

But the thing is these facts will be incomplete if I don’t mention the name of some outstanding guys of our branch – Atul, Manish, Anil,  Devendra, Manas, Ashish, Anand, Ashu, Vivek, Yogesh, Shyam,Satya, Prabhu and Anshu. They are the guys who really lend their shoulders who needs it.

While there are others like Shashank and Sourav who all feel very insecure to attend their classes but never found missing in the practical classes. And with all this how can you leave behind the famous band of Mech guys – It’s A Mistake(IAM) which constitutes of  Vivek JC, Vaibhav, DJ and the singer Himanshu. Your song was awesome. Well done guys!!! 

And among all this it would very unfair on girls part if I don’t mention their names. Doesn’t matter whether its Sheetal, Ayona, Shubra or any one of other three, they are also the part of this royal branch.

This is our branch, a branch of gems, geniuses, beauties and virtuous, and our teachers are Militant sort of persons who all keep washing our brains about our career and placement. Their voice falls in the deaf ears. They complete their washing but no effect. It may be because there were no brains.

There are many others in this branch. Its very difficult on my part to take the name of each individual So mates do forgive me if anyone of your names misses.

Now you all might be thinking that what role do I(Varinder) play in a branch of such high standards. Well then listen! Other than having a brain in English, I am a keen observer, otherwise who would have provided you with such a vivid, entertaining and interesting description….???