Misconceptions regarding Alumni's of IIM A

Being a alumni of IIM A has great perks. But, just like Peter Parker's Uncle Ben would say, with great perks - come even greater misconceptions.

• You get access to an enormous number of opportunities around the world - so people think that everyone on your campus gets a 1.2 Cr job
• You get a lot of respect from people just because you're from IIM A - so people think you should have an answer to every business question
• You can be with your girlfriend all through the day (and the night) - so people think all you do is what those two did in 2 States
• You have access to a fantastic alumni base - so people think you've hung out with and are surely going to be Raghuram Rajan
• You know a lot about IIM A and the CAT - so people think you know the answer to every question which goes like "I have X% in 10th, Y% in 12th and Z% in UG, will I get into IIM A?"
• You have fantastic internet access - so people think that it's your obligation to download movies and get it for them
• You have lot of Guest Lectures being organized in the campus - so people that you would have met all the big celebrities in the world and would soon going to be the next Ajay Banga of Master Card

Hope we all will clear these misconceptions soon.